Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
Dear IT Support,Last year i upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery application that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but not to avail. What can i do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try enetering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and adownload Tears 6.2 to install
Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0
and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1 is a very bad program that will
create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck.
Signed,
IT Support
