WORDS
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelor degree
And a woman gains her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
From the notes of the lecturer
To the notes of students
Without passing through the minds
Of either
An art of transmitting Information
From the notes of the lecturer
To the notes of students
Without passing through the minds
Of either
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece
TEARS: Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
Before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
Nobody listens
And everybody disagrees later on
A place where everybody talks,
Nobody listens
And everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
You are going to feel
A feeling
You have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read
A book
Which people praise,
But never read
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life
YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
Who can do
Nothing individually
And sit to decide
That nothing can be done
Together
Individuals
Who can do
Nothing individually
And sit to decide
That nothing can be done
Together
EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
Who torments himself
During life,
To be spoken of
When dead
A fool
Who torments himself
During life,
To be spoken of
When dead
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
Who starts taking bath
If he
Accidentally falls
Into a river
A person
Who starts taking bath
If he
Accidentally falls
Into a river
OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"'
PESSIMIST:
A person
Who says that
O is the last letter
In ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
In OPPORTUNITY
A person
Who says that
O is the last letter
In ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
In OPPORTUNITY
MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!
CRIMINAL:
A guy
No different
From the other,
Unless he gets caught
A guy
No different
From the other,
Unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later
DOCTOR:
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!
